Homeward Bound 2: Lost In San Francisco Fantasy Crossover Edition Edit
This is the fantasy crossover edition of the film, Homeward Bound 2: Lost In San Francisco, with the regular characters voicing the animals and portraying humans in some roles, while the others remain in their original roles.
(wiki-crossover opens inside a movie theater with Timmy, Bubbles, Edd, Jackie, Lisa, Colin, Sandy, Bart, Buttercup, Rudy, Penny, Libby, Sheen, Ed, Kevin, and Jimmy, taking their seats with popcorn and snacks)
Timmy: Man oh, man. They're ain't no night like movie night. Especially when you're in it!
Lisa: I agree to that, Tim. *sighs* Movie theaters really can get you motivated to see a movie.
Colin: Especially when you're on a date, my love. *Lisa kisses him on the cheek*
Ed: Where's the guy with the peanuts, Double-D?
Edd: Ed, I'm afraid this isn't a stadium or racetrack. And in addition, we already went to the snack bar to collect our edibles.
Ed: Says yooou?!
Kevin: *elbows Ed* Ed, cut it out.
Ed: I am sorry Kevin. I will behave in the movie theater like a box of Chunky Puffs.
Kevin (to himself): Just keep calm, Kevin. You're only with the dumbest of the dorks (excluding Edd) for one night.
Jackie: So Edd, how does it really feel to do voice-acting for the movie? Because you were PERFECT for Shadow.
Edd: Bless you, Turtledove. Since getting the note to star in the movie, I thought I was going to really act like I did for my previous film, (In reference to "The Wizard Of Oz: The Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki) until when we came for the auditions, I found out that I had to only use my voice for my assigned role of Shadow, in which I made it and became the official voice-over role for the faithful golden retriever.
Jackie: You know what, Dubs. D-D-Do you think we should get another dog if it is okay with you? Because I love dogs and I was inspired by you voicing a dog in this movie. What do you think?
Edd: Hmmmm.... I have no problem with us getting another dog, Hon. I might have had a bad experience with a dog, (in reference to the "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" episode, "Read All About Ed") but I still think that dogs really are a man and woman's best friend. And you helped conquer my phobia of canines the time you introduced me to your dog Maggie. I am glad your parents let you take Maggie home with us after we married. (in reference to the wiki-special "I Now Pronounce You Ed And Wife")
Jackie: Awwww, bless you, Hon. And would you like our other dog to be a Golden Retriever?
Edd: Why that breed, Babe?
Jackie: Because that breed of dog would represent the character you provided the voice for in this movie we are seeing this evening. And Maggie would adore a new friend like him.
Edd: Awwww... now I get it. Oh! And if it's a boy, we can name it Shadow if you don't mind, Hon. As a way of paying homage to my role in the film.
Jackie: Awwwww.... you're so sweet, Eddsworth. *kisses Edd on the cheek*
Edd: And by the way, Hon. Our daughter Evelyn, since we bought her her new house using our NASCAR Team Championship prize check, she has been really enjoying her new Kuvasz dog, Because after seeing our friend and Team Fastex teammate, Lisa voicing her parts in her role of Delilah, she decided herself to get a dog like Delilah and name it after the character. After all, her dog does have the same wits as the actual character.
Sheen: Ooh! Like a clone!
Jackie: Sheen, no disrespect intended, but you need to mind your business. Me and my Double-D were having a normal conversation, and you were nothing but pure-rude to interrupt just now.
Sheen: Sorry, Jackie.
Edd: And I'm sure your wife Libby wouldn't be pleased to see you do that, Sheen.
Libby: You know I ain't happy with my Sheen, Double-Dude. (to Sheen) Listen, Sheen baby, if you want us to stay here and enjoy this dang movie, you better get yo act together and behave, *in unison, she makes a fist at Sheen* cause I'll REALLY go Sledge on you if you ruin this movie night, you got it babe?
Sheen: *nervous gulp* (gives a thumbs up) Got it...!
Jackie: And by the way, Libby. Speaking of "Sledge", you really mastered the voice-role of Sledge haven't you?
Libby: Well Jackie babe, all it took was a bunch of skill, cool wits, and a gal who KNOWS how to talk cool and tough.
Bubbles: You know Timmykins, I thought you were SO cute voicing Chance the silly dog, and now sometimes, I would ask you to recite a Chance line for me to make me laugh if I ever feel blue. *giggles cutely*
Timmy: Awwww... thank you, Bubs. I really wanted you to be the one to voice Delilah, but after the auditions, they decided that Lisa would voice Delilah, instead of you. I didn't like their decision myself, but I didn't want to argue about it, so I decided to accept the fact Lisa won the honor of the role of Chance's girlfriend.
Bubbles: Awwww.... don't feel bad, Timmy. I will ALWAYS love you no matter what happens, even if they cast someone else to be in a role of your character's lover. *kisses Timmy on cheek, and Timmy blushes*
Sandy: So Kevin, where's Trixie tonight? I thought she was comin'.
Kevin: Trixie said she was comin' but sadly, she was called to babysit Blossom and Jimmy Neutron's kids and sleepover for the night while they go out to see a famous science-expo. She said she's comin' home tomorrow afternoon so I can tell her how tonight's movie went.
Sandy: Sorry to hear that, Kev. Well, she ain't alone. My Spongebob was forced to work at the Krusty Krab late tonight along with that buzzkill Squidward by Ol' Man Krabs all because they had so many Team Fastex fan customers comin' in to celebrate last week's Championship victory (in reference to the "2000 NAPA 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki) and the restaurant just couldn't close because like Mr. Krabs himself says, he loves money. *depressed sigh* Sponge has to work till 1:00 am tonight. I'll miss him this evenin'. But worry, Kev. I'll tell him all about the movie in the mornin' durin' breakfast.
Rudy: So Penny, how does it really feel to voice act for the first time? I mean it was the very first time I ever heard you voice a character for the making for this film. Best of all, you played the French Poodle.
Penny: Well, my darling Rudy, it really took tons of effort to put my voice together with the poodle. Me and Trixie were competing for that role of the French Poodle. Somehow I was chosen to voice the French Poodle *clears throat* (in a French accent) because I had ze better French accent than Trixie provided.
Rudy: Wow, you REALLY sound French my love, your accent was why you were chosen to voice the French Poodle.
Penny: Thanks, Rudy. *kisses Rudy on the cheek and Rudy blushes* And by the way, Trixie DID get the role of the tough girl at the ball-field, whom would the one that Chance, Timmy's character, had yanked the baseball mitt away from.
Rudy: That's good for Trixie, and also, Jimmy got a human role in the movie, playing Hope and Peter's little brother, Jamie, Chance's owner.
Jimmy: *slurps his soda* And that role WAS meant for me, because like Jamie, I could get grumpy, but I have a strong heart like that Jamie. He is so cute, even when he's mad! *giggles*
Buttercup: You know, Bartza. I'm glad Johnny Bravo ain't here to bug us this evening, and worst of all, he would disrupt the movie with his stupidity and annoyingly pointing out every scene his jealous character, Bando The Hound Dog is in. Working on the film with him was bad enough and I'd rather be with you, the voice of Spike than him, the voice of the jealous hound dog, Bando.
Bart: Ah, don't worry, B.C. Bravo's an idiot, but he has the sense to hound over women his own age. And we're in a RESERVED theater and the security is TIGHT around here, so Bravo ain't gettin' anywhere near us. Let's just enjoy this cool evening, and maybe we get to see something action-packed in the movie! After all, the movie does have action in it and it does get "sassy", if you know what I mean.
Buttercup: Of course, Bartman. Voicing Sassy was PERFECT for because we share the same qualities. *kisses Bart on the cheek* *lights dim and everyone applauds the intro, and the movie starts with the beginning titles*
Timmy (to a butterfly on a dandelion): Alright, evildoer! Beg for mercy, because you are witnessing the heroism... of Tim Nebula! *scene cuts to the Butterfly on the dandelion, then back at Timmy* I am now gonna use my powers and... *in unison attempts to attack the butterfly, but he misses and it flies away*... OBLITERATE YOU! *spits out the dandelion, and barks twice* Yeah you "butter" be flappin' goodbye!
Jimmy: *looks in his drawer for his shoe, but is unsuccessful* Where's my shoe?! *slams his drawer shut*
Sarah (voice only): C'mon, Jimmy! We need to be practicing!
Jimmy: *rolls out his window* I'll meet you on the field asap, Sarah! *continues looking for his shoe* *grunts and groans* Where could it be?!
Timmy (voice only): Jimmy! Jimbo! (appears at the scene) I'm here for ya, buddy. (voice only) Aw, c'mon Jimmy! I'm in the darn door! Jimmy! Are you blind?! *Jimmy looks in the cupboard for his shoe* C'mon, I ain't in no stupid cupboard! *Jimmy slams the cupboard shut, and somehow his autographed baseball falls off the shelf (in the scene) And there's a line-drive down the 3rd base line! Fielded nicely--, *in unison, puts the ball in his mouth* (with his mouthful with the ball) Oh, hey! Tasty! This ball hits the spot! Mmmmm.... Man, leather really loves me!
Jimmy: Egads! Timmy, no! Give me back my Chet Steadman (from "Rookie Of The Year") autographed baseball! *removes the ball from Timmy's mouth*
Timmy: Whoa, whoa, HEY! What's the big idea?! I was practicing my spitball move--! *Jimmy SLAMS the door in Timmy's face* It's weird to play with you locked in your room, Jimmy! Jimster! *groans* You never want to play with me anymore! *sniffs* Hey! What's this! My nose-radar tells me something! *runs downstairs to a plate of Hope's doughnuts* It smells like sugar, chocolate, deep-fried dough, many sweet flavors! YES! It's DOUGHNUTS!!!! Hot dog! I MUST take a lick outta this! *attempts lick one of Hope's doughnuts*
Laura: No-agh, agh, agh! Timmy.... you already had your breakfast, twice in fact.
Timmy (in unison to Laura rubbing his face): Hey, you ever heard of something called brunch?! Huh? Huh?
Jimmy (voice only): Sayonara, everyone!
Timmy: Oh, crud! Jimmy's gettin' outta here! This is my rule of advice, * in unison, steals one of Hope's doughnuts* never play on an empty stomach!
Timmy: Aw, crud! *scene cuts to the other dogs in the cages* (voice only) Look at those dudes and dudettes! They ain't hip about this! *scene cuts to Timmy's cage* We're gonna be next if we don't get outta here. *scene cuts to jet-plane approaching, then back at Timmy's cage*
Timmy: Oh, crud! Look at THOSE dudes! *scene cuts to airport staff at work* The uniforms! The stupid equipment on them! I KNOW THEM! *scene cuts to Timmy's cage* They're taking us to the dog-slammer! *scene cuts to Edd's cage*
Edd: Our relatives would NEVER insist in doing that. *scene cuts to Timmy's cage*
Timmy (while barking and rattling his cage): I knew Jimmy was mad at me, but I didn't know he INSANELY TICKED OFF! I can't go the dog-slammer! I SWEAR I AIN'T RETURNING THERE! *scene cuts to Edd's cage)
Edd: Please desist!
Timmy (voice only): I'm bustin outta this death-trap! (scene cuts to Timmy rattling his cage more and more) There's gotta be a way to escape! *scene cuts to the 2 baggage vehicles passing by each other*
Buttercup (voice only): Timmy, cool it!
Edd (voice only): Timmy, please!
Timmy (voice only): ENNYYYAAUUGGGHHH!!!!*in unison, smashes his cage against the other baggage vehicle and breaks free*
Edd (voice only): Timmy! *scene cuts to Timmy's broken cage*
Timmy: WHOO! FREEDOM! *scene cuts to Buttercup's cage*
Buttercup: Where is that stupid klutzy dog doing?! *scene cuts to Timmy running loose*
Timmy (while running): Jimmy wait!!!! I'm comin' for ya, best buddy!!!! *scene cuts to the animal cages*
Edd: Buttercup, we need to take action.
Buttercup: What'chu mean, Double-D?
Edd: We need to escape and pursuit our Timmy!
Buttercup (in unison, she frees herself and frees Edd): Ummm... you mean like THIS? Definitely does the powerpuff feline always have to be the "einstein" of the trio? I thought it was you! *scoffs* I crack myself up!
Edd: Excellent, Buttercup, COME ON! *in unison they begin to chase after Timmy all around the airport*
Buttercup: Double-D, what is this place? This gives me the creeps.
Edd: Just chin up, Buttercup.
Timmy: *sniffs* Mmmmm.... you know what I smell?! YES! GARBAGE! *tips over garbage can and garbage spills out* (while eating the garbage from the garbage can) Oh man, a burger! Was this eaten? Oh, yeah! Fries! Mmmm.... Ooh! A little tasty roach!
Buttercup: Double-D, what'chu dragging that for? You ain't playin' fetch!
Edd (as he was dragging the cardboard box for them to sleep in): I'm afraid this is where we're resting tonight, Buttercup.
Buttercup: What?! THAT USELESS THING?! My litter box is much neater than that smelly, damp box. I'm not ready for bed yet! And I don't have anything to keep me warm tonight.
Edd: What? No cat's sleepwear?
Buttercup (in unison, Edd chuckles / sarcastically): Man you are hysterical, Double-D.
Libby: Everyboby scatter! *scene cuts to the building*
Lisa: Quick, hide! Hurry, this way! Upstairs!
Sheen: Uh oh.... *scene cuts to the van crossing the pier, then at Timmy*
Timmy (with his mouthful): Mmmm... man this is good stuff. *scene cuts to inside the building*
Lisa: Timmy?! Are you up here?! *looks out the window, and gasps in horror as she did in "The Simpsons" episode, "The Trilogy Of Error"* *scene cuts to Timmy and the blood-red van* *the van stops to a halt right by Timmy, and Jack and Ralph exit the vehicle, sneakily* *scene cuts to inside the building*
Buttercup (whispering): Double-D, those dudes are gonna nab Timmy! *scene cuts to Timmy*
Timmy: *sniffs* Hey! I smell a cheeseburger here! I must have it!
Ralph (holding a dog-catching pole): Alright, Jack. Here it is.
Jack: Oh no, Ralph. This is YOUR moment in the spotlight.
Jack (as he and Ralph slowly approach Timmy to capture him): Yes you. Just look at him. A big juicy cherry just waiting to be plucked. *scene cuts to inside the building*
Sheen (whispering): Turn around! Turn around Timmy!
Lisa (whispering): I'm so sorry! I thought he was on my tail! Timmy, please sprint!
Bart (voice only / whispering): He's done for, man! *scene cuts to Timmy*
Timmy: Where is that tasty treat.... *turns around and sees Jack and Ralph* Hey, who the heck are you dudes?!
Ralph: Wanna go on a ride? Wanna go on a ride with us, doggy? We got a lot of nice other dogs in there.
Timmy: Oh! The big dude has the burger! *scene cuts to Johnny Bravo*
Johnny Bravo (whispering): And they say I'm the dumb one! *scoffs* Yeah right! *scene cuts to Timmy*
Ralph: Jack this ain't working--.
Jack: (to Ralph) Shh! Stay... stay. *sneaks up to Timmy holding his cheeseburger to trick him* (to Timmy) What a handsome young man we are.... *scene cuts to Timmy*
Timmy: Who?! Me?! What'cha talkin' about?!
Jack (voice only / in unison): Yes, I'm talking to YOU. *scene cuts to Jack and his cheeseburger* Is our young man hungry today? Can we interest in a little snackie-poo? *scene cuts to Timmy*
Timmy: *drools* Cheeseburger..... Gimme it! Gimme a bite of that burger--! *Ralph catches him with his pole* Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! *scene cuts to the building*
Kevin: Let's hit it!
Lisa: Let's hurry! *the gang begins to run* *scene cuts to Timmy, Jack, and Ralph*
Jack: Throw him in the back with the rest of them, and let's get outta here!
Timmy: You know, this ain't cool, period! Edd! *scene cuts to the building* (voice only) EDDWARD!
Lisa (while running with the gang): Hang in there, Timmy! We're on our way for ya!
Bart (while running with the gang): Lemme at em! I bite those 2 psychos!
Kevin (while running with the gang): C'mon guys, move!